The Associated Press carried a report yesterday with comments from O.J. Simpson about his current legal problems in Las Vegas.

His legal problems don't interest me. But here's what caught my eye:

"Simpson was vacationing in eastern North Dakota and northwestern Minnesota."

Vacationing! From what? Tracking down the real killers?

It reminds me of the old Henny Youngman one-liner: "I wish my brother-in-law would get a job so I'd know what kind of work he's out of."